Some Yogi Berra quotes and malapropisms:
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
I never said most of the things I said.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
You can also read about his baseball history.