Some Yogi Berra quotes and malapropisms:

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

I never said most of the things I said.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

You can also read about his baseball history.